We knew the day was coming, and now it’s here. 5 pointz, once an entire square block of incredible street art, is being torn down as we speak. It was was one of the things that made NYC what it was, destroyed to make room for condos. And so, one final goodbye to a beautiful place that is now no more.
Matthew Silver. If you’ve been to Union Square, you know who he is.
Well, this looks familiar.
Rainy puddle in Times Square.
Seen in Times Square.
Portrait of a hot dog vendor #4.
"The stars. We never just look anymore." - Men in Black
You’re one of the good guys. You think. You don’t actually enjoy discussing tits with your buddies while drinking piss beer. It embarrasses you when you’re walking with a friend and he stops to check out a girl’s ass and perplexedly feels the need to announce his appreciation of it to the world. You hold the door open for women because, shocking newsflash right here, women are people and not because you think chivalry is a magical thing that tears their pants off. It took a few times to fully get it, and at first it shocked you, hurt you, and angered you. Apparently, women can think that when you look at them, you see a walking pair of breasts. Apparently, women can think that you think they’re obligated to take their pants off, after, what was it, three dates, right? Apparently, they’ve grown somewhat accustomed to interacting with men who have lengthy conversations with their chests. Tragically, they’ve come to expect it. “Men,” they say. It enrages you to learn that your own gender, in part, has caused women to expect you to view them as soulless things you stick your parts into. You’re not an animal, and you don’t wish to be seen as one. It appalls you beyond measure that you actually have to convince a human being that you see them as one. You enjoy having sex with people, not with inanimate body parts that don’t talk back. Apparently, this is a revolutionary concept. Sex is good and sex is fine, but if it’s all you see when you look in her eyes, go stick your dick in a sock.
I’m really not sure what the hell this was, but it appears to involve an Obama on stilts and a bunch of very well dressed zombies.
Reflection in a thing #9.